我发誓我再也不喝奶茶了，我要是再喝一杯，我所有认识的人就胖十斤。
I swear I will never drink milk tea again, If I have another drink, All the people I know are ten pounds fat.
每天一个生活小妙招，长期不吃早餐，会因为营养不良导致脱发，发量稀疏更好打理，会非常的省洗发水。
Every day a small life trick, do not eat breakfast for a long time, will cause hair loss due to malnutrition, hair volume sparse better care, will very save shampoo.
泡面需要三分钟，泡你，打扰了我怕烫。
It takes three minutes to make noodles. I'm afraid it will burn if I disturb you.
家住在偏远山区，没通电，为了发个朋友圈，只好频繁进城跟别人借手机。
My family lives in a remote mountainous area without electricity. In order to make a circle of friends, I had to go to the city frequently to borrow mobile phones from others.
有好的洗眼液推荐吗？我刚刚称体重多了8斤，我想把眼睛洗一下重新看。
Is there a good eye wash recommended? I just weighed 8 Jin more. I want to wash my eyes and have a look again.
早上起床一称98斤，吃了早饭喝了杯奶茶吃了两包零食，中午一称还是98斤，哇，看来再也不用刻意减肥了。
Waking up in the morning weighed 98 pounds, ate breakfast and drank a cup of milk tea and ate two packs of snacks. At noon, it was still 98 pounds, wow, it seems that I don’t have to lose weight anymore.
在吃螺蛳粉，朋友吵着说臭，于是我把耳朵堵了起来继续吃。
Eating snail powder，Friends screaming and stinking, So I plugged my ears and continued to eat.
虽然我没有大车大房子，但我可以每天早上跑五条街，为你买豆浆油条，你说我这么好的女孩多适合送外卖啊。
Although I don’t have a big cart or a big house, I can run five streets every morning to buy soy milk fritters for you. You said that such a good girl is more suitable for takeaway.
轻松一点，不要怕，不要有太大压力，不就是给你扎个针，你手都快抖成帕金森了。
Relax, don't be afraid, don't put too much pressure on it, or you will get a needle, and your hands will shake to Parkinson's.